selling salt in the cemeteries after dark?

Hello, Isis.

Well, I would just like to give you a few tips to start you on an exciting new venture. First of all, let me tell you my story. I was once just like you, spending all my time in forums around the internet. I didnt have any money, nor a stable house. I would stay in friend's houses. One night after going out for dinner I was heading back to the place I was currently staying at, but when I arrived, my friend wouldnt let me go inside. He said I had to look for another place to stay. Well, since it was so late at night, there was nowhere for me to stay. Luckily for me there was a cemetery nearby that had a abandoned mausoleum that I could stay in. I headed to the cemetary and decided to go to sleep. At around midnight I was awakened by a strange sound, I looked outside and I saw a skeleton standing right infront of me. I was scared, I didnt know what to do. he reached his hand out to me and I froze, I thought he wanted to kill me and take my soul, but he just outstretched his hand and waited. I was scared, but I realized he wanted something. I didnt know what, but I wanted him gone, so i reached into my pocket and grabbed the first thing there. It was four little packets of salt I had taken from the restaurant the night before. To my surprised, he grabbed them and with his other hand he handed me a note. I didnt know what it was, but then he left. I ran back into the mausoleum and locked myself in there, as I was very sacred. Eventually I fell asleep. In the morning, I grabbed all my things and I left running to my parent's house. When I got there, I took off my coat and inside the pockets, where I had put the strange note, I found a wad of $100 bills. I was surprised, but then I realized what had happened. the note the skeleton gave me had turned into the money. I was on my way to becoming what I am now. A successful multi-millionaire. Now I own salt factories around the world and I only do business in cemeteries.

I hope my story inspired to be all that you can be. Go out there and buy Morton salt and just sell it by the pound first. This market is very untapped, so you will soon be bringing in the money.

Your business friend, Louis Morton.